Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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