Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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