After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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