i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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