You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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