But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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