I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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