Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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