their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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