he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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