She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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