After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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