Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
