So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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