i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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