I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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