yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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