I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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