so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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