Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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