But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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