Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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