Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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