No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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