We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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