do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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