this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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