whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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