Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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