susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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