Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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