is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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