can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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