Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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