new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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