i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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