I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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