ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
be right there i have to get my cape
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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