The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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