when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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