I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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