eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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