I just saw a hot homeless man
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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