Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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