On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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