so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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