so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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