just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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