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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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