Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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