piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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